My girlfriend hates her dad and her uncle has given her a gun, but her dad hates me and thinks I am a liar. ??

What to do? Her dad would not hesitate to pepper me with more holes than Big Cheney did to his hunting buddy. The uncle is a crafty opportunist and is in line to inherit some serious moolah if the gal bumps off her dad and is brainwashing her already. My little pepperdine has no mom, and I have been mum so far. I am thinking of warning her dad, but the ungrateful swine is always high on Chivas and chases me out of the room (even the restroom) when we bump into each other (unintentionally). Should I stay quiet and not mess with other peoples lives, since the gal is a nymphomaniac and not even my wife. For all that I know she loves to have me around since I provide her with some good action. Dudes I am confused. The other day at church the sermon was on "doing the right thing". SO guys and gals what would be the right thing to do? Should I call Ratzinger in Vatican and zing him with a zinger? Help me out folks, I will make you some margaritas in heaven served by topless waitresses.