Can you imagine the Republicans trying to prepare for the debate next September?

In between bites of caviar and sips of champagne, they will offer suggestions how not to pay taxes, where to cause trouble to raise further the price of oil, announce a light went out in a bathroom at a refinery so it has to be shut down, invent new scam loan programs to raise the level of home liquidations, ban all environmental thoughts, and finally bot not the least announce that there will be more farm subsidies not to grow the food we need.